I Know What You're Thinking

How could a blog as witty and as clever as this, with no apparent theme other than tangents, have gone unnoticed for so long?

One of life's many mysteries.

Usually my Mom is one of few faithful blog readers, but considering my second post was about a famousmansoccerplayer's female genitalia and subsequent sand in such area, I have yet to share this address with her.

Dana Scully needs to stop wearing outfits with shoulder pads in them.

Most sincerely,

Me